hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.

I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

Hause

to have sex with multiple men at once.

GUY1: Man that jamble really haused on some boys last night.
GUY2: Yeah dude he had sex with almost all of those boys, AT ONCE.

I cant believe paris haused on those two pool boys

I cant believe slowy haused on those two pool boys.

"Haussin'"

Lets Hause on this Dinner boys.

by HauseMAN November 17, 2010

David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MacXP June 1, 2018

David Hause

Some pussy ass bitch noodle head penis gobbling lookin ass that can't get Sophie also tends to threaten to beat your ass.

That david Hause got dipped by spencer

by Hanna Peterson December 8, 2016

Big hause

A person who is deadly, awesome and will eat the brown part of a banana.

Wow Ryann is a Big hause!

by Big Hauser March 13, 2019

Scheisse hause

This phrase is used by stupid middle school children to giggle that they " said a cuss word hehehe..." in school.
The direct translation is shit house in German.
Keep in mind these kids just scream this and giggle in the middle of the hall.

Scheisse hause! Hehehe, I said a cuss word guys hehehe.

by I'm Cool Cat October 19, 2017

Shite Hause

Used to describe a team who doesnt know when they are trash and gets dominated on the football pitch. Chat shit but can't back it up and are normally carried by one player. This can be used at any level of football to describe their team like a house which is about to fall down

That team we played on sunday really are a Shite Hause. How bad were they

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019