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hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.
I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.
by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005
mugGet the hausemug.

Hause

to have sex with multiple men at once.
GUY1: Man that jamble really haused on some boys last night.
GUY2: Yeah dude he had sex with almost all of those boys, AT ONCE.

I cant believe paris haused on those two pool boys

I cant believe slowy haused on those two pool boys.

"Haussin'"

Lets Hause on this Dinner boys.
by HauseMAN November 17, 2010
mugGet the Hausemug.

David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"
Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"
by MacXP June 1, 2018
mugGet the David Hausemug.

David Hause

Some pussy ass bitch noodle head penis gobbling lookin ass that can't get Sophie also tends to threaten to beat your ass.
That david Hause got dipped by spencer
by Hanna Peterson December 8, 2016
mugGet the David Hausemug.

Big hause

A person who is deadly, awesome and will eat the brown part of a banana.
Wow Ryann is a Big hause!
by Big Hauser March 13, 2019
mugGet the Big hausemug.

Scheisse hause

This phrase is used by stupid middle school children to giggle that they " said a cuss word hehehe..." in school.
The direct translation is shit house in German.
Keep in mind these kids just scream this and giggle in the middle of the hall.
Scheisse hause! Hehehe, I said a cuss word guys hehehe.
by I'm Cool Cat October 19, 2017
mugGet the Scheisse hausemug.

Mob Hause

A place that smells like egg farts.
"did you smell that fart? yeah smells like the mob hause!"
by LCROX December 28, 2014
mugGet the Mob Hausemug.

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