Faceplaya

Someone who pokes several facebookers of the opposite sex, whether on their friends list or not!

im currently poking 25 girls on Facebook. 3 of whom i dont know. Does this qualify me as a Faceplaya?

Faceplaya by Johnbhoy1973 November 3, 2010

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Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008

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faceplam

When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.

Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.

faceplam by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014

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Carolina Faceplant

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.

I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!

Carolina Faceplant by bojzzle June 12, 2010