Landolina

To screw up an exceedingly menial or easy task, without possessing the mental faculties to realize your own error.

Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

1. Christopher Columbus Landolina'd the search for a faster trade route to the Indies.

2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.

Landolina by Oskie Bear November 3, 2010

lanolin

a substance similar to sheeps wool. also used for quoting anchorman excessively

no im talking to you. i dont know her name. what is it? lanolin...la-lanolin? like sheeps wool?

lanolin by Brick Tamblin September 26, 2005

Landonia

The utopia and paradise of pedos and neo nazis, formed in 1945. Now a discord server taken by second in command at the time, lando in a bando.

This som landonia shit - After seeing any racism or pedophilla ever

Landonia by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022

Landline 

A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.

"Dude, my cell's not working. Can I borrow your landline?"

Landline by mahka42 December 28, 2005

Mandolína 

A synonym for a name Magdaléna, Mandolína usually has ADHD and is hyperactive, but she's clever (sometimes),

funny (always) and pretty (not in the morning).
Mandolína doesn't like when somebody calls her that way.
Mandolína is also musical instrument. (like a guitar)

"Oh man, look at Mandolína."
"She's absolutely Mandolína."
"Damn, I'd like to play with Mandolína."

Mandolína by Adalbertusus January 18, 2023

Lanolin

Pertaining to, or existing as sheep's wool.

Did you feel that african american's hair? It felt like lanolin!

Lanolin by Macier Qu. Ross September 14, 2009

landlined 

adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.

Once I saw "Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for repair" on my Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.

landlined by MrKaminsky April 26, 2010