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Extremely high-quality marijuana. This term carries more weight when used by someone who actually traveled to Amsterdam and sampled their fine cannabis for him/herself.
This weed is beyond fantastic... this is Amsterdank !
by dazed.konfuzed June 16, 2010
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Amsterdam Traffic Light

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Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).
My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!
by Senor Dank Nugs June 29, 2018
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Amsterdamnesia

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Amnesia from Amsterdam, the finest string you'll ever find. For non believers: go check it out.
Cough, cough, cough, dude this amnesia tastes even better and stronger than usual!
- Yea of course bro, it's amsterdamnesia...
by 420/7 November 11, 2011
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The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me
by Snvert97 February 23, 2021
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The Amsterdam Hash King

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A now famous folk hero, in his still virile seventies, who once travelled all about in his ‘66 Volkswagen van, hangin’ out and lightin’ up with all the beautiful women he left in his wake.
I remember that handsome, red-bearded Viking, we called him “The Amsterdam Hash King;” I ran my fingers through his long locks more than once!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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Amsterdamaged

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When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.
My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.
by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005
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The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.
by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009
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