wedged 

screwed up, mangled, generally broken, especially when applied to a device or person "stuck" in a non-functional mode

This computer is really wedged.
John is really wedged about this.

wedged by twf January 8, 2004

Wedged 

The state in which you are "wedged" between being awake and asleep. This is the point of the night in which everything sounds funny and it is difficult to put sentences together.

"I was so wedged after being awake for two days that I continued to blame my socks for farting."

Wedged by Drewskiboy April 23, 2009

Wedged 

1. Very, very, very drunk. Like you're standing on wedges.
2. Like swedged but without the S.

Fraser was pure wedged last night after drinking all that bevvy

We all got so wedged after mum bought us the cheap vodka

Wedged by Toxic_Cat July 14, 2014

wedged 

staying up for 24 hours or more, with the intensive purpose of excusing all inappropriate behavior on your lack of sleep

don't pay any attention to him man, he's fucking wedged.

wedged by discordia August 17, 2005

wedged 

Extremely full,
Oercrowded,
Packed out.

The last bus home was wedged.
The cornishman is always wedged.

wedged by Broomster June 27, 2003

Wedged 

Extremely wealthy in terms of attire, belongings and lifestyle. Can be used as a descriptive word i.e. clothing, motor vehicles etc

Wow, that allsaints clothing is absolutely wedged.

That Bentley Continental GTC looks spankingly wedged!

Wedged by Mr Wedged June 2, 2010

Wedged 

This word has two meanings.

1. Meaning a full belly of food.
2. Can be used to describe someone who is wealthy, because their wallet resembles the shape of a wedge.

1. Good dinner mom, my belly is fully wedged.

2. That dude has bank yo, his wallet is wedged.

Wedged by Quentin Daniel August 4, 2006