Skeeter

Short of mosquito, typically used by Southerners

"Ma, there's a skeeter on your back!"

Skeeter by NinjaDefused May 25, 2015

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1. Though thought to be blue, Skeeter Valentine was indeed black. The only man who could beat box, brake dance, and wear MC Hammer pants in a cartoon show through the early - mid 90's. The only other blue-violet colored person on the show, "Bee Bee", was Skeeter's girlfriend at a point, and she was so black she was purple, thus making her Haitian.

2. One who ejaqulates.

Doug: Man I don't know how to dance.
Skeeter: Let me show you Doug *dances*
Doug: Am I doing it right now?
Skeeter: Nope. HEH HEH!
Doug: Why can you dance and I can't?
Skeeter: Because I'm black.

skeeter by Kadafi January 31, 2005

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Skeeter

A drunk in a bar that "don't take kindly" to anything.

Skeeter: Hey! Eight-year old! We don't take kindly to your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.
Skeeter: NO! approaches Stan I wanna know som'in' from Mr. I'm Eight Years Old here! How come you types are always wearin' them funny padded shirts in the winter?!
Stan: …Coats?
Barkeep: Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan We don't take kindly to your types around here!
Stan: Dude, what the hell is going in?!
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here, or not?
Skeeter: pounds the counter We don't take kindly to panda bears!
Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.

Skeeter by nitz April 14, 2006