tittywompus

When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.

Dustin: Did you see that chicks tatterz?
Jared: Yah man, those things were all tittywompus.

tittywompus by Jared A. April 2, 2008

tittywompus

Any adult man with large feminine breasts. Most commonly accompanied by morbid obesity and a plethra of extremely coarse and dark body hair. Can fit the description of Hagrid from the Harry potter series.

Here comes Tittywompus.

tittywompus by armpitpolice May 8, 2010

Kittywompus 

Crooked or disorderly

Darin's tie was kittywompus untill I straightened it.

Kittywompus by Julie Salinas March 30, 2009

Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

Tittywampus by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

Titywompus

A person or thing who is acting completely weird, out of the ordinary, or very hyper.

"Wow, Amanda, you are such a Titywompus"

Titywompus by Mirandamaeee March 22, 2009

Tittywampus

In a circumstance where a ladies breast hits you in the face accidentally.

I was laid in bed last night and the wife jumped in next to me, her breast hit me in the face and gave me a right tittywampus.

Tittywampus by Dr Loverocket March 26, 2021

Tittywompis 

Lop-sided, screwed up, crazy.
To be out of wack.

(ex. Your face is all tittywompis)

Tittywompis by Jboo February 20, 2008