Gingivagitis

a disease or ailment where someone uncontrollably masturbates with an electric (or oscillating) toothbrush.

Ryan: "Dude, that chick has got some serious Gingivagitis goin' on."

Nick: "That's fuckin' HOT, man! I wonder if she'll let me smell her toothbrush?"

Ryan: "Don't try it, man, she also lobsterbates."

by OscillatorMasturbaterAlligator March 29, 2010

gingivitis

1)a gum disease that occurs from not brushing your teeth
2)slang for a person with messsed up teeth
3)a short black chick with a attitude that has bad teeth/gums ((Casteel, J.)

1)The gum disease gingivitis can be prevented by brushing, flossing, and Listerine
2)Half of the chicks I met in England were good looking gingivitis bitches
3)Gingivitis is very, very short and needs to possibly STFU for a while

by Captain Jean-Luc Piccard August 19, 2004

gingivitis

swollen gums through giving too much felatio

Oi Kinnock, no wonder your gingivitus has flared - GET OFF THAT NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Vag gingivitis

A smelly vagina. A stinky pussy.

"I hooked up with this girl and damn did she have some bad Vag gingivitis. There was no way I was going down there".

by KcB-wood December 17, 2008

asshole gingivitis

A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.

"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."

Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.

"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."

"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"

by Steven G. September 4, 2008

Ginavagitis

A man that is not getting pussy.

Jim isn't getting any is he? I heard he has Ginavagitis. THAT SUCKS!!

by John Denver Gayson November 28, 2007

gingivitis-jitsu

A martial arts technique involving breathing in your opponent's face right before executing a move.

I had him in a full guard, but I lost it when he pulled that gingivitis-jitsu move on me. Gross.

by jojobeans1972 February 27, 2013