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Dumberest
When someone is dumber than you and also the dumbest, whether they are one of the dumbest people you know, or the dumbest in the world.
Friend 1: Wow, Aiden is really the dumberest person I know.
Friend 2: What'd he do?
Friend 1: He tried to fight a guy twice his size.
Friend 2: Wow, he really is the dumberest
Friend 2: What'd he do?
Friend 1: He tried to fight a guy twice his size.
Friend 2: Wow, he really is the dumberest
Dumberest by OpalineStump0013 August 14, 2022
Related Words
dumberest • dumbedest • Dumberistier • dumberer • dumbest • DRUMMEREST • Dumberass • Dumbester • Duberet • Dumbeges
DRUMMEREST
THAT FUCKING AWESOME FAKE BOB BRYAR FROM THE MCR FACEBOOK BAGE THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT, BUT HE DOES HAVE AN AWESOME MIDDLE NAME. FURRR SHUUURE.
DRUMMEREST KNOWS. DRUMMEREST KNOWS.
DRUMMEREST by Drummerest July 8, 2011
Dumbest Common Denominator
The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.
On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
Dumbest Common Denominator by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011
dumbest place on earth
Youtube comments section.
A: I just read that youtube comment and felt like my IQ dropped by like 10 points.
B: Youtube comments section is literally the dumbest place on earth. I'd suggest you read pornhub comments instead.
...
A: Thanks man, that was really helpful advice.
B: Youtube comments section is literally the dumbest place on earth. I'd suggest you read pornhub comments instead.
...
A: Thanks man, that was really helpful advice.
dumbest place on earth by rjlovesu June 23, 2020
fuckest dumbest
Late night at a strip club, after a few drinks....
Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"
Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"
Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"
Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"
Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"
Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"
Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"
Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"
Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"
Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"
fuckest dumbest by niggerama January 27, 2008
dumberer
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