cumvase

A vase that holds your ejaculate until you are ready to dispose of it.

Got a huge vase with some fake plants in it from a girl I worked with, it became my official "cumvase". There was about 2 inches worth in there by the time I moved out. Saved a lot on buying paper towels though, which was my previous disposal method.

And yes, I left it there. In a closet.

cumvase by SALowtax October 9, 2009

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Cumasexual

When you have a sexual attraction to anything that has a whole.

Yes, I am a cumasexual.

Cumasexual by Warcrime November 29, 2020

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cumvase • Cumasewer • Cumasexual • cumcase

cumcase

a sexual deviant, usually full of cum

"Kari is such a cumcase."

cumcase by ItsOver9001 March 31, 2010

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Cumasewer

Someone who is so addicted to rape, humiliation, cuckolding type of porn, that he can grade sex videos on the amount of content of these three as though he was rating chef prepared dishes or expensive fine wines.

Jimmy: " Bro! I can't believe you're into this kind of shitty porn"
Al: "That's because you're not a cumasewer like me"

Cumasewer by TheToesKnows May 20, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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