FAKT

FAKT is a acronym for “Fuck the Army & Kill Time”. Used by numerous of creative & witty Drill Sergeants across the Army.

DS: RIGHT..FACE!!!!!
Plt: (executes right face but one soldier fucks up)
DS: Gotdamnit Private Dumbass, you can’t march, shoot or run!!!
PVT: SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT!
DS: you know what you oughta go to jail for rape & murder....that’s a FAKT, because all you do is FUCK THE ARMY & KILL TIME!!

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

Flag

Get the FAKT mug.

fakt

a fact; a piece of information, likely useless if it is called a fakt as opposed to a fact.

The iphone is a sexy piece of hardware, FAKT

by bobseeeee August 24, 2009

Flag

Get the fakt mug.

Related Words

fakt • faktikisht • faktap • faktard • faktaresistens • Fakten • Fakterman • faktion • Faktivist • faktolero

Fakt

When some thinks something is true although it is proven to be wrong

Guy 1: Did you know that the dinosaurs were killed by the Earth exploding?
Guy 2: Dude! That's a Fakt.

by Garebear62 March 29, 2015

Flag

Get the Fakt mug.

faktolero

Oddball version of "it's a fact!" used by users of the largest online forum in Austria, the forum of the newspaper "Der Standard". Used to express approval. Warning: may eventually end your relationship if used excessively when speaking with your partner.

"Was, das stimmt wirklich?"
"Faktolero!"

by Standardabweichung February 7, 2019

Flag

Get the faktolero mug.

Faktivist

A contraction of the words "Facebook" and "activist". A hashtag warrior who truly believes that their likes on pictures donate money to poor kids in 'Africa'.

Can also refer to a person whom honestly believes their hashtags can magically take human form to fight for human rights, and that Boko Haram (aka Trey Songz) will bring their girls back.

Noun: There go them faktivists again. Sorry Nigeria, I will not bring back your girls.

Verb: Yo, can someone tell Lucy to stop faktivising. Trey Songz ain't bringing your girls back. #ItsMrStealYourGirl

by StreetsIsFedUp May 27, 2014