taxonomical description of a Homo Nerdicus (or Common Nerd) that exhibits extreme levels of nerdhood; a highly advanced nerd.
Mark has managed to simultaneously read The War Nerd, comment on Cracked.com entries, vandalize Wikipedia articles, buy Hello Kitty underwear on eBay, write idiotic stories on his blog 'One Wang to Rule Them All', and formulate convoluted battle plans in World of Warcraft all while watching anime and masturbating to Japanese hentai magazines in his 'speical-ops war room' (i.e. parents' basement). Phone call for Homo Ubernerdicus.
Indigenous to the greater Los Angeles area, the ubernerd often references binary code in day to day conversation, which is almost always deilivered via an application called Trillian.
He will often be found wrapped in dolce & gabanna textiles and/or dawning a tie no greater than 1.25 inches in width.
The ubernerd, although somewhat elusive, draws his income by coaxing millions of unsuspecting individuals in to providing him with personal information under the guise of free consumer electronics and evening wear.
"I met this guy at the club last night, but I'm pretty sure he's an ubernerd. He was wearing a $4,000 suit with an old pair of converse chuck taylors. When he gave me his email address he told me I could opt-out at any time"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"