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In reference to 'Flot'; 'Flottle' is the sound one makes while a scrotum is dipped into her or his mouth. It is an occurrence where the recipient of the 'Flottling' gets a mouth-full of loose scrotum skin, as well as a possible testicle, and vainly attempts to spit it out.
It is usually an act of embarrassment and ridicule for said recipient. See 'Teabag'

Also: A simple act of clumsiness or movement in which something is fumbled, jiggled or knocked around.
1. Stephanie gagged and flottled as John allowed her to choke on his beanbag. Stephanie nearly suffocated because of John's flottling. She now has flottle breath.

2. Amidst his nightmare of being castrated, Matt unknowingly flottled his testicles in his sleep.

3. Hooper tried to be smooth when the lighter was tossed to him, but the lighter just flottled out of his hands.
Flottle by Riffkin August 4, 2009
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wottle flottle 

A polite way of saying "what the fuck"

Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands
P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*
wottle flottle by Jakedorian July 19, 2016
A werewolve that has extremely long toes and even longer pubic hair. They can be seen hanging around librarys and more than likely reek of urine and vomit. Fottles also have a very poor sence of colour co-ordination
John : Hey dude did you see that Fottles lurching around in the library

Jack : No but i thought i could smell piss

John : It's toes were so long dude, i actually thought they were fingers seriously
Fottles by Caj Ya Later June 9, 2009

Swy flotted 

The act of swatting ones friend while trying to swat a fly. Can also be used to reference the attempt of killing any other bug and hitting a person instead.
"Oh, I'm sorry," said Jane after slapping her friend with a newspaper in an attempt to kill a fly. "I totally just swy flotted you," she added pointing to the lucky fly making its escape.
Swy flotted by Emperor of Doom October 13, 2008
Mark Fox your a flotter
flotter by Trappy 1234 June 19, 2008

en flotte 

when your fucked on drugs at a festival and your aimlessly wandering round
lad we went en flotte for about 3 hours at Glastonbury
en flotte by joeynned June 5, 2019
To climb on someone and masturbate on top of them
FRIEND 1: Dude, that frottle last night was epic.
FRIEND 2: I know. I'm still shaking.
Frottle by Kyo Fox December 7, 2009