Urban Dictionary: Definitions by joeynned

Sri Lankan

When you have a shower straight after having a shit because you have no toilet paper

“There’s no bog roll”
“Just have a Sri Lankan then mate”

The worst pair of new shoes you have ever seen, similar to beetlecrunchers and kerbcrackers

Eeeee your not coming out with me wearing them Honkbofflers

when your fucked on drugs at a festival and your aimlessly wandering round

lad we went en flotte for about 3 hours at Glastonbury