a mixture of a cuntrag and a bagel. No real definition, just incredibly funny to sayand get the othe person very confusedon what you just called them.
NOTE: must be said with zee rolling of zee "Rs" lolz jk
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.