Pvert

A pervert. To replace the word pervert with a more disgusting sounding word.

Stop looking you pvert!

Pvert by Bridge-it July 7, 2009

perts 

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

perts by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

perts 

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

perts by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

hello perth

An Australian expression used to convey that the information is old news and has been heard or seen before. This stems from the timezone of Perth, Australia being 2-3 hours behind the rest of Australia, with Western Australian residents often being the last to hear about anything.

More recently used in group messages, to indicate the same meme has already been sent to the group.

Alan: Did you hear Jake joined the army?
Charlie: Hello Perth!

hello perth by Seanason July 17, 2018

perth

The place where all musicians forget exists

I wanted to go see Coldplay, but they aren't coming to Perth...

perth by Immy707 November 12, 2015

peerth 

A fobby person who works at a conveience store, gas station, hotel, doctors office, IT. They usually have a heavy accent and refer to a person as a buddy or a pal.

peerth: whats up buddy what can I get you today
me: nothing much just grabbing a slurpie and some doritos

peerth by Pierre Duegles May 6, 2013

Perth Dole Run

When a West Australian needs to pay off a large sum of money to the local drug trafficking or crime syndicate and bolts to the local Centrelink to acquire funds. Typically claiming to have a child or baby in order to get more benefits, and being a massive leech off the Aussie tax payer.

Jeff: "Norton went on a perth dole run the other day , what a fuckin druggo."

Perth Dole Run by aussiegamercop October 24, 2018