ricoflect

During sex, when the penis fully exits the vagina and upon attempted reentry, bounces off the labia and or clitoris; potentially causing erectile disfunction.

I was unable to fully please her because I ricoflected my dick and became instantly flaccid.

by Moonbase™ May 23, 2009

Recollections may vary

Your a lying one-upmanship victim whinger.

Meghan: I have been subject to racial and other abuse.

Queen Elizabeth II: Recollections may vary.

by RetSet March 10, 2021

I have no recollection

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

Rickollection

When a guy named Rick(y) remembers a story of his youth.

Rick: Gather round children and I shall tell you of my most recent Rickollection.

by Peter Pottamus October 9, 2010

convenient recollection

A memory recalled inacuratley, to unconsciously protect against guilt, anxiety, or unwanted associations.

Are you kidding? She must be having convenient recollection!

by Taylor Larson October 17, 2006

recollection

Teh process of thinking back to when times were either worse or better - all thoughts being memories.

My recollection of that holiday was that it was the start of a nationwide phenomena

by The Mamma with the Quan December 20, 2007

ROFLector

Laughing too hard at ones own reflection resulting in one rolling on the floor.

"Carl's teeth were so black from eating a chocolate cupcake that he couldn't help but ROFLector."

by Pskilletbiscuit January 1, 2010