Hop on Pop

When a man and a woman are having sex and the man commands, "Hop on Pop." The woman proceeds to straddle the man while he sits on his knees while she works the magic of her pelvic thrust.

Man: "There's a wocket in my pocket."
Woman: "Looks like it's time to hop on pop!"

* Woman straddles *

**** Fucking *****

Hop on Pop by Bobby Su May 19, 2009

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Hop on Pop

The specific category of porn where a girl acting like she's some guy's step-daughter just hops on his dick like "ohhh I hope my mom doesn't come home."

I was watching one of my favorite "Hop on Pop" videos on pornhub last night where they actually ended it by having someone act as the mom walk in right after he cums on her face and just starts yelling at them, then it was just over. It wasn't the way I wanted it to end.

Hop on Pop by EurekaCircus May 13, 2018

Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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