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someone who does not know what the word "jizz" means or what "jizz" is. this person will often have a nerdy personality and will not know how much of a dork he/she looks like when they ask "(your name here), what does 'jizz' mean?
Person A: That kid is such a bansch
Person B: yea I know, but there are a ton of bansches in our school.
Person A: REALLY!?!?!!?!? Who would have thought?
bansch by bigpp March 10, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
1.it means every thing but nothing
2.verb replacement
3.universal word
1.Bancsh my life
2.how was your bansch today
Bansch by man-efresh May 13, 2009
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bangchan 

A cute Australian bean that is the leader of rookie K-pop group Stray Kids also known as SKZ. He is a multi-talented person that can rap, sing, dance, compose/create music, and play guitar. UwU what more could you ask from this amazing human being that you should definitely check out and stan Stray Kids.
Wow! Look at Bangchan! He's so talented and cute uwu
bangchan by Ilikekpopanddontsaycrap January 10, 2019

bangcheck 

When two people who have plans to bang, decide to take a rain check, resulting in a "bangcheck".
Yo baby, let's take a bangcheck and meet up tomorrow.
bangcheck by GlazeHer March 26, 2013

Banach Test 

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.
Banach Test by NyC PrO July 31, 2012
It means pretty much anything you want it to mean when it sounds like it fits
Example:"He was screaming like a banchee "or" I was working like a banchee"
Banchee by Bstonebc February 1, 2019

bausched 

the repetition of a story so many times that those immediately around you are able to repeat it verbatim, including your own embellishments, thus making the story become epic whether its legend worthy or not.
Cory bausched up his days playing club football where he "averaged 6 sacks a game" and "once blocked a punt with the opposing team's guard" .
bausched by AgentPantz February 26, 2008
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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