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Pooicide 

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.
Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.
Pooicide by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
Related Words

Porkicide 

Last night I performed the ancient art of porkicide on my girlfriend and boy do I feel good.

purpicide 

adv.- to O.D. on purple shit. i.e. purple yerple or purple haze.
hommie so hocked-up on that red and blue mix he committed purpicide.
The act of dumping your date just before prom. The break up must occur within 24 hours of prom in order to qualify as promicide.
Bob didn't tell his prom date, Alice, that he was going to show up without a suit. As soon as Alice saw him, promicide was inevitable.

permicide 

When a Consultant / Contractor changes to an employed job.
Jon has committed Permicide.
permicide by beer-monster November 16, 2016

Parricide 

The act of killing a close relative either by murder, accident or malicious intent in not assisting in giving immediate medical assistance. Or to aid in the false imprisonment of the relative until they are dead.

To stand by and let a close relative die i.e Mom or Dad and do nothing, while rubbing your fingers together with the thought of a nice big fat inheritance.
Although Trevor died from a massive blood clot to the brain, a natural stroke. There was evidence that parricide had been committed.

-Phones had been tampered with.
-Immediate medical assistance was not given.
-His clothes had been torn off his body to exacerbate temperatures.
-Locks had suddenly sprung up as if like a prison.
-Money and valuables were missing.
-Medical equipment was found that he never used i.e. fabricated.
-Lies in statements etc
Parricide by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007