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hauenstein 

a large, hairy butthole with anal seepage due to massive amounts of butt poundage.
an overweight bavarian woman, with breasts stretching down to her knees.

"So i was gettin it on with this girl last night, but then i saw that she had a hauenstein!"

"Aw thats fuckin gross man. ditch that BIATCH"
hauenstein by tossyoursalad February 27, 2009
Words you can keep

Hankenstein

Hankenstein is the new nickname for Henry (Hank) Steinbrenner, VP of the New York Yankees .Since his Dad George has started to turn control of the Yankee organization to his sons, Hank aka "Hankenstein" has repeatedly been the outspoken figurehead of the team. Referencing "I've created a monster" , Hank aka Hankenstein is seen as the new poster boy of a daddy's boy gone mad with power.
Why is Hankenstein opening his big mouth about making Joba a starting pitcher...So I guess it was Hankenstein that got George's rugged "Big Boss Man" like good looks.
Hankenstein by Joe Touchole May 29, 2008

harvenstein

a jewish man that has derived a passion for assaulting women.
That harvenstein sure can save a lot of money and still have time to pummel petite russian women into the gravelly pavement.
harvenstein by richard gear May 7, 2009

Hankenstein

Hankenstein is the new nickname for Henry (Hank) Steinbrenner, VP of the New York Yankees .Since his Dad George has started to turn control of the Yankee organization to his sons, Hank aka "Hankenstein" has repeatedly been the outspoken figurehead of the team. Referencing "I've created a monster" , Hank aka Hankenstein is seen as the new poster boy of a daddy's boy gone mad with power.
Why is Hankenstein opening his big mouth about making Joba a starting pitcher...So I guess it was Hankenstein that got George's rugged "Big Boss Man" like good looks.
Hankenstein by Joe Touchole May 29, 2008

Hallensteins

A clothing store used by lonely and horny people to purchase clothing that only their mother would like
"I went to hallensteins and bought this shirt"
"Oh my gosh bro, that is pretty shit"
Hallensteins by Chopkings February 22, 2022

hallensteins

hallensteins, is a great clothing store for guys. if everyone bought their clothes at hallensteins the world would be a better place. unless they buy thier horrible business suits and or shirts.
wow hallensteins is just brilliant, i know but dont buy a suit.
hallensteins by artisticsam May 21, 2006

hawkenstein 

A hawkenstein is a type of nose when looked at from someones profile view (side view) and the shape of their nose from that view looks like a hawks beak.
if you want to see a hawkenstein picture type into google images things like - hawk nose - eagle nose etc
hawkenstein by HUA!! September 19, 2010
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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