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A loser; spoken thus by a small child who knows one when he sees one.
Keddy tennidy...wooser!
wooser by harry flashman July 10, 2003
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Someone who woos and loses. He is a big Wooser or someone who has a lisp trying to say he is a big loser.
I can't bewieve what a big wooser I am!!!
Wooser by jcmccauley January 18, 2009
Wooser by Wooser December 31, 2019

Wooser Sanchez 

Wooser Sanchez - The Guy in your school with the hat , big headphones, glasses, and wears the same stuff every day. One of the dudes everyone seems to know.
Oh, Wooser Sanchez's myspace was updated!
Wooser Sanchez by Wooser Sanchez December 9, 2008
The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.
Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.
wooger by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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