faulking 

The action of stepping and/or stomping on someones face while wearing cleates.

Lets go in the ghetto and go faulking.

faulking by Benlikespen15 January 14, 2009

Faulking 

The act of stalking through Facebook.

Person 1: Man I meet a girl/guy last night.
Person 2: Really? Did you do anything?
Person 1: No, but when I woke up I was faulking the s*** out of her/him.

Faulking by King Creep 6 November 17, 2010

Farlking 

The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.

This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.

I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.

I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.

Farlking by TOTH May 26, 2013

Falking 

When someone’s is clumsy or drunk and walks into a door. Just like Falk Maria Schlegel did at Facination Street Studios.

Atilla: Oh no, Falk did a Falking again.

Falking by LowBudgetKnight September 13, 2018

Fauxking 

A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.

May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.

Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?

Class: WTF?!?

Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.

Fauxking by I got you back June 29, 2009

faulkiner 

a very fat ass that looks like miss puff from Sponge bob but very nice sometimes and smells good and she loves math and she loves flirting with guys

faulkiner loves to be loving.

faulkiner by bob currly March 23, 2017

falking 

stalking people via facebook

Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.

falking by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007