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Signal Mountain 

To the surprise of many, Signal Mountain actually consists of the town of Signal Mtn. and Walden, and is located on what is known as Walden's Ridge.

Entertainment is more so in the historical landmarks than the town's lifestyle. These sites include The W road with its hairpin curves, the Conner Toll house, and Mabbitt Springs. We must not forget the well known Signal Point which holds magnificent views of the Tennessee River and Valley. In 1863, The Union Army used Signal Point to communicate to the Chattanooga area as well as Lookout Mtn. Just before you reach Signal Point you will pass what was once Signal Mtn. Inn (1913) that has been converted to Alexian Inn and built alongside Alexian Village; a now booming Tennessee Retirement Facility.

Signal Mountain is considered a rather Ritzy area of Chattanooga to most people. It is a one stoplight town with a reputation for a population of wealthy Republicans. Residents are rumored to be in talks of making it a privately gated town. More often referred to as 'Signal' with rather small population of church-every-sunday folks.
"You must be one of those know-everything Signal Mountain folks"
Signal Mountain by Cybele October 1, 2008
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Signal Mountain Middle High School

Signal Mountain Middle High School is a Middle/High school located in Signal Mountain, Tennessee. More than 1350 are enrolled. 98% of the school consists of White Republican families that make over $200,000 in their household per year. To be considered decent by the school, you must have Social Media along with a fancy iPhone. The teachers have high expectations. They expect you to study for 9+ hours everyday. The teachers also make sure to give you lots of homework so you have to be locked up in your room studying instead of doing things you enjoy. If you have anything wrong with you, skin wise, looks wise, etc. they will make sure to destroy you will insults about it. No matter how much to try to make yourself decent, they will still insult you. If you are a decent person and not a social outcast, you will be welcomed.
Since my parents don't make $200,000 a year, I can't attend Signal Mountain Middle High School.

Signal Mountain Tn 

best mountain ever ! its on top of a large mountain 30 - 45 mintues from Cleveland, Tn . There is only 1 grocery store, and one middle/ high school called Signal Mountain Middle High . A lot of loud Northerns are drawn to this mountain, so beware. Softball is not very popular so they have to drive either 45 minutes to Cleveland or 45 to Rossville Georgia. Also this is where the sexiest people in town live.
Hey your sexy . Do you live on Signal Mountian Tn ?

Man we have to drive 45 mintues to get to softball practice . Why ? Cause we live on Signal Mountain Tn .

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026