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a combination of a cunt and a wench
that chick is god-damn cuench!
cuench by sami sforza May 30, 2008
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cunch of bunts 

A number of idiots. Usually 3 or more
"Look at them cunch of bunts wearing Justin Bieber t-shirts..."
cunch of bunts by WelshRuffster November 15, 2015

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012

Butt Clencher 

A suspenseful situation, typically referring to a TV show, movie, or book.
The season finale of The Walking Dead was a major Butt Clencher!
Butt Clencher by madambluhhh April 13, 2015