Super cancer 

A form of cancer that gives you two months to live, and makes Bungie sorry for you so you can haz recons

Dear bungie i haz super cancer only two months to live can I haz recon plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Super cancer by madmonkey540 December 14, 2010

Super cancer 

A for of heart, lung, stomach, brain, kidney, ect. cancer that can only be contracted from exposure to chrono radiation. Chrono radiation itself can only be found on board and in every nook and cranny of time machines. The truth is time travel is real and possible but will cause super cancer at some point in the travelers life be it immediately after or 12 months before. Due to it's extremely unpredictable nature time travel has been all but outlawed to prevent spread of Super cancer

Doc: Hey martey I went to a rejuvenation clinic. They got me all fixed up change of blood, new kidney, they even cured my super cancer

Marty: Super cancer?

Doc: Yeah, side effect of time travel. Of course you ALWAYS wore your lead-lined suit in the time machine right?

Marty: SHIT

Super cancer by Blarny December 28, 2011

super cancer 

A "super" deadly strain of cancer that can be contracted a near infinite amount of ways and its results are always fatal and terrible.

"That city was just wiped out by an epidemic of super cancer!"

super cancer by Amish Man May 29, 2008

Super Cancer 

A bacteria-based infection of the spinal cord. Capable of being spread at any time via breathing, leaving germs,and epicly failing at a video game. Super Cancer causes the spinal cord to swell, causing the bones made to protect the spine pinch nerves between virtebre. This can cause many nerve-based problems with long names that I cant spell accuratly. Super Cancer, dispite the name, has nothing to do with normal cancer of any kind.

Person 1- Oh noes! Josh got Super Cancer!
Person 2- Oh noes!

Super Cancer by Cobra Commando May 7, 2009

Super Cancer 

Super Cancer is a term used sometimes in the FNaF Fangame community to explain why a certain FNaF fangame keeps getting cancelled all the time.

Oh noes, it seems sinister turmoil got super cancer

Super Cancer by Patmat November 20, 2018

Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer 

When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.

Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer by my name is not billy July 27, 2020

Super Cancebolaids 

When you have cancer, ebola, and aids at the same time. common side affects are urinating lice, and volcanic vomit

Mom: Honey are you coming home today
Son: no Mom I have been diagnosed with Super cancebolaids and have two days to live
Mom: Oh you

Super Cancebolaids by Wenothegreat July 24, 2016