Dirty Herman

A vulgar sexual act consisting of missionary-style intercourse when upon climax the male jumps up onto their partner, letting loose his fluids all over his target and the surrounding area, right before spinning around and taking a large shit on her upper-chest/facial region.

That whore cheated on me, so I fucked her hard then gave her a dirty herman. She was so fucked in the head, she went to the hospital crying and shit-covered.

Dirty Herman by Drakari December 31, 2006

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Dirty Herman

When you are at a club and someone sits on your hand then you rub that finger under the sitter's nose.

Anne gave Becky a Dirty Herman and never apologized.

Dirty Herman by YowNow May 15, 2008

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Dirty harman

When you fuck a bitch that you said you will never fuck. Then she gives you head in the morning and breaks your dick.

I got too drunk and I looked at my phone. Next thing I knew I hit her with the dirty Harman.

Dirty harman by Ding burr June 14, 2020

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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