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wheat ridge 

A small burb west of Denver having around 33,000 citizens.
Home of the Coors Bottle Company, the city is known as the Carnation Capitol of the World and for the rich wheat fields that once occupied the land. A great small town in the middle of the big city!
Wheat Ridge, Colorado... a great hometown!
wheat ridge by d0c August 12, 2006

wheat ridge 

wheat ridge is fuckin awesome, and golden is really lame. the golden deamons suck at life so i dont blame them for their hollow insults. wheat ridge football is exceptional. And wheat ridge is home to the best bros ever; nick, eric, sam and tim. they own that town all day everyday. Dub R K
golden sucks at life -wheat ridge residents
wheat ridge by armyman57 November 22, 2011

Wheat Ridge 

Home to rednecks and beaners alike, wishes that it had class like Golden. BTW you idiot coors brewing company isn't in Wheat Ridge you Wheat Tard its in Golden. Wheat Ridge High School is home to many douche bags who suck at lacrosse and like vandalizing things. The residents of this town usually lack class, manners, good looks, intelligence, and for the males cocks.

Also home to inbreds, white trash, and faggots like Conrad.

Golden and RV typically own these trailor trash bastards in all sports except for one year in football but it aint gonna happen again DEMONS GOIN TO STATE BABY!
WRHS student: Hey dude lets go get wasted and hit on some 13 year olds
Golden Student: No way you douche bag Wheat Tard go get a life and a fast food job you'll need the experience later in life.

Example two
WRHS student: Dude Golden and Ralston Valley suck.
Golden and RV students: at least were not some dumb inbred piece of shit you White Trash piece of Wheat Ridge shit
Wheat Ridge by Ski Colorado baby April 22, 2007

wheatridge 

A suburb of denver colorado easily the shittiest city in colorado it's ugly and everyone is dirt poor and extremely rude
wow wheatridge really sucks i can't believe you got pulled over by the same cop three times this week.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026