Pinecone 

An absolute idiot, someone who has done something completely dumb and deserve to be called a pinecone. Can be sometime abbreviated to cone for more of a harsher meaning.

Jerry: drops bag of c hips all over carpet
Bob: JERRY YOU COMPLETE PINECONE(cone)! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Pinecone by Flowan February 27, 2017

pinecone 

noun: a hard, conical shaped poo that comes out thin side first, thickest side last. 99% of all pinecone's result in excessive pushing, a clenched jaw, and extreme discomfort. a pinecone is similar to a feet-first birth.

marc: "dude, i just shat a massive pinecone!"
chris: "thats disturbing.."

pinecone by the storm drains May 19, 2009

Pinecone 

A person who is so utterly dull and boring that you could dip him in peanut butter and roll him in nuts and birds would feed off of him

"I can't believe you dated Steve, he was such a pinecone"

Pinecone by Clydeeee February 14, 2012

pinecone 

The kind of shit which involves tear-jerking pain and spiked feces coming out of your asshole. This is arguably the most horrible form of shit. It feels as if there is something slicing your bowels as you force it out of your bum.

"ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH"
"Johnny, are you okay?!"
"I HAVE PINECONES COMING OUT OF MY RECTUM, LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

pinecone by @____________________________@ November 5, 2009

pinecone 

clueless wonder

aww man he has the thought process of a pinecone

pinecone by Anonymous October 23, 2003

pinecone 

It doesn't really mean anything....can be used as an insult as well as a compliment. Actual pinecones from trees are excellent for throwing at people.

"I hate you, you are a pinecone."(insult)

"You're such a pinecone."
(compliment or insult. depends on tone of voice)

pinecone by Noel Lee. March 4, 2007

pinecone 

code for slut/whore/basically any girl on a college campus. By calling these girls pinecones, people can openly talk about them without the pinecones even knowing.

(girls with basically no clothes on walk by)

"Dude, do you smell some pinecones or is it just me?"
"Yeah man i smell it, there must be a pine tree around here somewhere."

pinecone by Art M. Typal October 30, 2011