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Toad face 

A smug looking facial expression, practiced after an act or statement proving the users absolute supremacy over his fellow peers.
The class smarty-pants asks an obviously rhetorical question like "What's the difference between a spotted salamander and the marbled salamander?"
After which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.
Toad face by Skogsmullen April 25, 2011
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TOAD FACE 

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the Toad Face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
TOAD FACE by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

toad face 

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
toad face by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

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