Goffa 

A person who looks like a spud or emulates the behaviour of a spud 🥔

*Enters potato faced person*
Person 1: ‘blimey... look at the goffa on that fella’
Person 2: ‘Strewth... I’ve never seen such a goffa like that before’

Goffa by Plazzi May 9, 2020

Goffa 

noun
Australian military slang for soft drinks/soda pop.

I could do with a goffa you got any cokes left?

Fred has piles of goffas at least a slab of coke and one of sprite

Goffa by Anonymous May 11, 2003

goffa 

Derogatory. A mentally handicapped person, a retard.

Possibly derived from the name of Heol Goffa 'Special' School in Llanelli, South Wales, however its use has spread much further afield.

Its use can be accompanied by a special hand gesture and jib to emphasise the point:
The jib is accomplished by placing your tongue in front of your bottom teeth and pushing your bottom lip outwards, and crossing your eyes.
The hand gesture consists simply of slapping the back of one limp hand with the other.

Person 1: Shit, I just locked my keys in the car.
Person 2: Hur hur, you goffa! *pulls face and slaps hand*

goffa by Tom Long December 21, 2007

Goffa 

spaz spastic retard

hahaha, you goffa (to colleague as he commits an act of idiocy)

Goffa by Pete November 24, 2003

Goffa 

Is also a military (navy) word for salute.

Chucked the officer a goffa

Goffa by Newey January 12, 2004

goffik 

the miss spelled word gothic. It is mostly used in the Harry Potter fanfiction My Immortal.

I'm so goffik because I wear black clothes and shop at hot topic!

goffik by Apple Butts March 3, 2012

The Godfather Part II 

One of the greatest and most beautiful movies ever filmed. Brilliant sequel to the classic film The Godfather. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Robert De Niro, John Cazale, and Diane Keaton. Often considered by many to be superior to it's predecessor. Won 6 Oscars in 1975 including best picture. This is a must see film if you haven't seen it yet. This is one of the most incredible cinematic expieriences of all time.

Me: If you want to see a really good movie, watch The Godfather Part II.

Kid: The Godfather is also very good.

Me: The Godfather I and II are 2 of the greatest masterpieces of cinema.

The Godfather Part II by Travis Bickle Fuckers January 2, 2009