iph 

Impressions on a website per hour.

I have a lot of IPH on my awesome site.

iph by Etan September 28, 2003

iph 

The cool way of saying "if".

Iph you don't get some chitchen,I'z gonna beatchu upside da head.

iph by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville September 28, 2003

Iph 

An abbreviation for the stimulant drug Isopropylphenidate that's sold in Manitoba by dealers instead of Ritalin often

Manitoba Drug dealer: "Wassup Cussin, whatchu need fok?"
Student who needs stuff fok: "I fokin want some Iph Er wut?"

Iph by trxshiofficial October 13, 2021

iphone conspiracy 

used by many 1D fans to speak on “larry stylinson”

“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”

-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)

iphone conspiracy by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020

iPhone Conspiracies

If you’re googling this, it’s probably because of a Larry Stylinson reference. It refers to a clip of Louis Tomlinson where he compares the fan rumours of his and Harry Styles’ relationship, to conspiracies about iPhones. However the way he phrases it has led many “Larries” to believe he was lying. They believe it was a poorly attempted cover up. But oBviOuSlY 🙄 Larry isnt real.

(It’s not used in sentences other than to make jokes about bad liars)

For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚

iPhone Conspiracies by dsfgaj09lo May 19, 2021

iPhone legs 

When you're playing games/texting while taking a dump and you inadvertently cut off the circulation to your legs, causing your legs to fall asleep.

Dude, yesterday I was taking a dump and I played pacman for so long that I got the worst case of iPhone legs ever!

iPhone legs by a1kiko08 April 11, 2010

iPhone 7+ 

I DONT NEED IT

I DONT NEED IT

RIP the beloved headphone jack

I dont need it iphone 7+

iPhone 7+ by Rainbow_Creeper3 November 29, 2016