Florida Foot 

It's when a person, usually a woman or older person, uses his or her foot to kick open a car door. It happens mostly in SUV type cars where the person will have to step down.

Don't park next to Midred's spot unless you want a door ding. She uses the Florida Foot.

Oh here comes another Critical Masshole! Quick! Florida Foot!

Florida Foot by jsbsf October 13, 2007

Florida Foot Bath 

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

Florida Foot Bath by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022

Florida Football 

Miami's BITCH since the Ronald Regan era.

Hey Mike, I heard Florida Football is finally on the map with 2 national titles. Yep....but their still Miami's bitch!

Florida Football by C-dogg1972 May 13, 2008

Florida footlong fountain 

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.

Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.

Florida footlong fountain by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023