cunt eye 

more frequently occuring in individuals whose faces have sustained substantial damage from the epynomous effects of fetal alcohol syndrome, and/or those of mongoloid lineage, this physical trait is seen on a daily basis by nearly everyone on Earth; strangely enough no one has medically defined this deformality of the eye and a cure has yet to be found.

asians can't help their hideous features or their inherent inability to drive, operate machinery, or conduct major motor functions other than tae kwan do: they've simply been contaged with cunt eye.

cunt eye by drizzake August 7, 2007

Cunt Eye 

an asshole/dumbass.

Jon is such a cunt eye.

Cunt Eye by Nick November 23, 2006

Cunt eye 

Deriving from the similar sounding German term 'gazunti' said when a person sneezes, cunt eye is the phenomenon where the penis or fingers of a male are inside of the female genitalia when she sneezes.

Ouch babe, you just gave me a cunt eye! I think it's broken my finger

Cunt eye by Cunt eye man May 9, 2018

cunt eyes 

or vagina eyes, referring to double eyelids of white people's eyes.

the flaps of a vagina or labia majora and labia minora resemble double eyelids. no vagina is monolided or has one lid/flap, so cunt eyes or vagina eyes are for double eyelids. the way labia majora and labia minora connects to the clit of a vagina looks like the inner part of white people's eyes, towards their nose bridge region or center of their face.

even if after vaginal rejuvenation, there are still both labia majora and labia minora. that makes vagina eyes or cunt eyes a description of double eyelids. whoever made cunt eyes term describing asians or monolids has never seen a vagina. they need to get their eyes checked. ironic isn't it. stupid white people can't even insult right; cunt eyes are for double eyelids, just like the vagina with labia majora and labia minora.

"whoever thinks cunt eyes refers to Asians or monolids is too dumb to exist, or a loser fat cunt who can't fuck, or too blind to see and needs to get their eyes checked (ironic), or a fat cunt who is too fat or obeast to see her own cunt, and can't tell the difference that double layers or flaps of vagina are like double eyelids, not single monolid."

cunt eyes by Cunt has double lids you moron October 4, 2012

cunt eyed

(anachronism, orig spelled Cundai but pronounced Cunt eye) prop n. Formerly a Korean automobile manufacturer whose name was surreptitiously changed to "Hundai" following American marketing consultants' recommendations to the then auto maker's board of directors that this name in America had phonetically potentially socially embarrassing implications . circa 1990

cunt eyed (slang-derogatory)-adj- descriptive of or about low quality after market vehicular accoutrements ironically whose sole intent is to deceive others into thinking that some how against reason a four banger rice burner might tacitly be able to blow your doors off! This word is increasingly being heard on the fringe of previously thought to be impenetrable Anglo communities who are now suffering the throes of ethnic creep from poorly educated Asians of low stature and high emotional volatility.

A Triton V-8 packed white Ford F150 XLT yawned as a cunt eyed late model Prelude overflowing with shaved-headed Asian male teenagers languished up to the red light.

cunt eyed by Dusty Blue May 23, 2008

cunt eyes 

When one has narrow-set eyes. May imply a racial reference to those of Asian descent, or simply to those who are evil, back stabbers, scheming or deceitful. Term was coined by the masterful John Waters during the making of the movie Pink Flamingoes in 1970s.

man 1: "Hey, that bitch gave me the cunt eyes"
man 2: "Well what are you gonna do about it?"
man 1: "I'll stick my dick into them next time"

cunt eyes by TheBehotch June 25, 2006

cunt eyed

Derogatory term for anything. Refreshing change to the use of 'fucking' replacing every adjective.

Brian was so fat he couldn't get his fat arse on the cunt eyed bus

cunt eyed by zerogg November 23, 2006