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non-girlfriend 

to me a non girlfriend is a girl who i plan to be with but have not been able to ask her to be mine yet, this can be for many reasons ranging to wrong timing or she wont say yes. to me a non girlfriend is someone i spend each second thinking about and am forced to always talk to her first as i miss her company. to me a non girlfriend is someone who respects me and always puts me ahead of others as i will always do for her, to me a non girlfriend is someone like Jessica who i want to be my real girlfriend <3
you were my non-girlfriend, will you be more?
non-girlfriend by non-boyfriend March 22, 2017

non-girlfriend 

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.
I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.
non-girlfriend by Mike September 8, 2006

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend 

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

nongirlfriend-girlfriend 

A girl that a guy talks to a lot. The girl and guy must also have a common, good understanding of one another. Finally the pair must both be aware of this relationship status. However, nothing can actually be occurring romantically.
Guy 1: Why are you talking to her all the time?

Guy 2: Oh her? She's just my nongirlfriend-girlfriend.

Guy 1: So you're not going to hit that?

Guy 2: Nope.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026