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smurf-house 

v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.
Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.

smurfhousing

Pushing down on the flaccid penis of a circumcised male so that it looks like a Smurf's house. Can usually only be done for a short time, as the stimulation will cause the penis to grow.
My girlfriend was smurfhousing me last night. It was pissing me off.
smurfhousing by smurfhouser October 5, 2010

off the smurfhouses

Yo Alex is off the smurfhouses right now!

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026