housewitch
A witch whose whole house is their sacred space (as opposed to having just an altar). Similiar to a kitchen witch.
housewitch by Angulique April 8, 2007
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Housebitch
Despite possessing testicles (allegedly), the Housebitch takes on the traditional role of the submissive housewife. Any and all decisions must first be approved by the wife and her say is dutifully accepted. The only alcohol allowed in the house is white wine. Cursing is forbidden. Male friendships are strictly frowned upon. The Housebitch goes to great lengths to disguise his true identity including coming up with off-the-wall excuses in order to explain to his male friends why he will not be attending events to which he previously guaranteed his presence. It gives the Housebitch's wife great joy to cancel plans the Housebitch made with his buddies.
As the Housebitch, Ian knows better than to even bring up the topic of a boys’ weekend trip. Instead, he has a catalog of excuses from which to pull from as soon as friends suggest any kind of getaway. This makes Ally happy, which in turn, makes Ian happy. With another weekend apart averted, Ian and Ally toast their wine glasses before cuddling up on the couch to watch this weeks episode of The Bachelor follow up with American Idol.
Housebitch by Rebell May 1, 2008
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Housebitch
Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".
Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.
Housebitch by Glenn November 8, 2004
housewench
"Quit watching Days and Maury all day and get a day job you useless housewench. I don't work 40 hours a week so you can sit on your ass all day and enjoy the cable and internet I pay for. Contribute something or hit the road."
housewench by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 18, 2019
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.