housewench 

Female couchweight and sandwich maker. Spends most of her time watching soaps and facebooking.

"Quit watching Days and Maury all day and get a day job you useless housewench. I don't work 40 hours a week so you can sit on your ass all day and enjoy the cable and internet I pay for. Contribute something or hit the road."

housewench by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 18, 2019

House Wench 

A being, either male or female, that is at the beck and call of all other members of a flat/house/squalid abode. A House Wench cannot answer back, refuse requests for high quality food or drink and must be willing to clean the aforementioned flat/house/squalid abode at a moment's notice.

A House Wench has usually been awarded this position for previous wenchiness behaviour; examples may include multiple refusals to attend social gatherings, persistent lateness and showing suspect Youtube videos to a mass audience. Once given the position of House Wench, the being must accept his role graciously.

There is only one way to be granted leave from the position of House Wench - the being must find another being that he/she feels demonstrates wench-like behaviour of such a high degree that the original House Wench is no longer required.

"Fabio, fetch me a Italian Sausage, Spinach, and Ricotta Cannelloni. No complaints about cleaning the house - you are the House Wench after all"

House Wench by Housewench123 May 18, 2014

homewench 

Noun, a synonym for wife, girlfriend, partner etc.

Often used in a derogatory manner to reaffirm the alpha-male's dominance in the household/relationship;

"Ooooh, homewench, i'm hoooome, NOW MAKE ME A GODDAM SANDWICH!"

Also can be used as a verb. To homewench is to alter to make more effeminate;

When a girl moves into your house and starts putting paintings of babies you don't know and little decorative pillows all over the place, your once awesome batchelor pad has been homewenched, and ruined until you send her packing.

homewench by rockgod78 September 13, 2010

housewitch

A witch whose whole house is their sacred space (as opposed to having just an altar). Similiar to a kitchen witch.

There's such an amazing atmosphere in Mary's house; it must be because she's a housewitch.

housewitch by Angulique April 8, 2007

House Wench 

A woman living in a house, apartment, etc. with several other men, who is frequently tasked with cleaning activities and other maid-esque chores.

Where the fuck is Lindsey? That house wench forgot to do the dishes.

House Wench by Master of the Estate October 5, 2011

Darrin Houseknecht 

Darrin Houseknecht is the worst person you can ever meet. He smells so fucking bad it smells like his dogs took a shit on him and came to school without showering. Hitler killed the Jews with gas and Darrin will kill you with his stench. He is so ranky that he wins his wrestling matches because nobody else wants to be on the mat with him because he is so fucking stinky. He thinks he is cool and stuff but he not. One day someone caught him being like his dad and staring at little kids. God damn. Like father like son. A registered sex offender. He is in ninth grade and sometimes I fear that when the 1st graders walk by he’s just gonna snatch one of them and bring them home

This dog shit smells better than Darrin Houseknecht

Darrin Houseknecht by But cracker USA November 16, 2018

Waffle House Wench 

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom

I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

Waffle House Wench by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024