Muramolog 

A rambling drunken story that never seems to end.

After Mr. Thropottle had a few drinks he would go into one of his muramologs.

Muramolog by Rudy Watson February 4, 2007

Murphology 

The philosophy of thought founded on Murphy's Law. A view on life that is typically pessimistic or somber. Tends to lean towards a very dry, sarcastic view.

Murphology: Anything that can go wrong, probably already has. You just need someone smarter to figure it out for you.

Murphology by sandman1887 March 23, 2011

murkology 

the gaming study of murking or getting murked on

this can refer to players of more or less skill than you that are murking on you.

call of duty is a popular game where murkology can be studied or battle field bad company 2

Wow. That is the fifth time he has killed me. He is teaching me murkology.

murkology by jockhater2 March 8, 2010

murkology 

MURKOLOGY is we all love to get messy but the true religion of MURKOLOGY runs far deeper than gettin smashed on a wkend or turning up to work pissed every now n then, its about gettin absolutely MURKELD (pronounced mur-kel-d) at any given time... MURKOLOGY is not just a religion, its a way of life and onli a true MURKOLOGIST can party this hard... a true MURKOLOGIST lives by these commandments... being MURKELD IS THE BEST THING EVER... u NEVER need a reason to get murkeld... but u can change any given situation into one... a few quiet drinks ALWAYS turn murkely durkely... 2 answers to most questions, lets get murkeld or why not... at least 1 drug dealler in there phone... its never 2 early/late to ring sed drug dealer... theres never a wrong time to get murkeld... u onli vomit if it makes it easier to carry on but NEVER after swallowing sumthing that will enhance ur being... u can never have 2 much... will happily start getting murkeld on their own n force others to join in... doesnt need to be wi people they kno to join in gettin murkled... NEVER leave a murkologist behind, bang em in a taxi... theres no situation/place thats 2 random to get murkled... SO IF UR WEEKEND NEVER STARTS BECAUSE TECHNICALLY IT DOESNT FINISH THEN U ARE A DEFINATE MURKOLOGIST remember our motto... ITS MURKAGE SEASON :D in the name of the lion the witch and the wardeobe... may the murk be with you

guy... what religion are you?

2nd guy.. dunno really.. c of e i think

guy... well dont say your a party animal if ya dont follow murkology... dickhead

murkology by WiZzAdOrA January 13, 2011