all up ons

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

all up ons

"All up ons" is a colloquial usage describing popularity. "It means they really like you". It can also mean something is on, around or close to someone.

"Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons."

by Gary D. August 23, 2007

all up ons

when one person is sexually attracted to another person.

I was wearing my Autobot T-shirt and the ladies were all up ons!

I wish I was Sugar shum! That would make her all up ons!

by AlfaTrion August 20, 2003

all up ons

when a person is sexually attracted to another and manifests it in a physical way that is not always welcome.

"When you go out tonight, I hope that no nasty guys are all up ons."

by kimnrowdy June 3, 2004

all up ons(phrase)

girls will really like and adore you

they'll be all up ons!

by pinneapple June 19, 2003

all upons

A phrase derived from a Strong Bad E-mail. It has no specific definition and it's meaning can change several times in the same paragraph.

Recently it has swept the nation as the hottest slang phrase since "where's the beef?" and "hella." One would be wise to adopt it immediatly into ones vocabulary, otherwise one might be left in the dust as a square or a narc.

As an affirmation:
"Hey, Sharice, did you take the shiznit out to the beshizzle?"
"All Upons, Tyrone."

As an exclaimation:
"All upons, muddafucka!"

As an insult:
"Man, the popo just won't get off our backs! They be all upons, yo."

by Tom Leary May 31, 2005

allupons

adj. Condensed "all up ons", ascribed to a person who is shamelessly flirting with someone else, especially when the flirter is blatantly disregarding flirtee's need for personal space; being all up in the grill of the flirtee.

speaker 1: Did you see Brandon last night? He was allupons my shit!

spearker 2: Dude, I know. It must have been that hot shirt you were wearing.

by Furious May 1, 2005