"All up ons" is a colloquial usage describing popularity. "It means they really like you". It can also mean something is on, around or close to someone.

"Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons."

all up ons by Gary D. August 23, 2007

all up ons

when one person is sexually attracted to another person.

I was wearing my Autobot T-shirt and the ladies were all up ons!

I wish I was Sugar shum! That would make her all up ons!

all up ons by AlfaTrion August 20, 2003

all up ons

when a person is sexually attracted to another and manifests it in a physical way that is not always welcome.

"When you go out tonight, I hope that no nasty guys are all up ons."

all up ons by kimnrowdy June 3, 2004

all up ons(phrase)

girls will really like and adore you

they'll be all up ons!

all up ons(phrase) by pinneapple June 19, 2003

all upons

A phrase derived from a Strong Bad E-mail. It has no specific definition and it's meaning can change several times in the same paragraph.

Recently it has swept the nation as the hottest slang phrase since "where's the beef?" and "hella." One would be wise to adopt it immediatly into ones vocabulary, otherwise one might be left in the dust as a square or a narc.

As an affirmation:
"Hey, Sharice, did you take the shiznit out to the beshizzle?"
"All Upons, Tyrone."

As an exclaimation:
"All upons, muddafucka!"

As an insult:
"Man, the popo just won't get off our backs! They be all upons, yo."

all upons by Tom Leary May 31, 2005

allupons

adj. Condensed "all up ons", ascribed to a person who is shamelessly flirting with someone else, especially when the flirter is blatantly disregarding flirtee's need for personal space; being all up in the grill of the flirtee.

speaker 1: Did you see Brandon last night? He was allupons my shit!

spearker 2: Dude, I know. It must have been that hot shirt you were wearing.

allupons by Furious May 1, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026