allupons

adj. Condensed "all up ons", ascribed to a person who is shamelessly flirting with someone else, especially when the flirter is blatantly disregarding flirtee's need for personal space; being all up in the grill of the flirtee.

speaker 1: Did you see Brandon last night? He was allupons my shit!

spearker 2: Dude, I know. It must have been that hot shirt you were wearing.

allupons by Furious May 1, 2005

alluponz

Abbreviation for the term "all up on it", meaning someone or something particularly perks your interest.

Sheldon - I was alluponz when I saw this bittie with her thong stickin out!

Bert - Alluponz? I don't even know what that meeeeeaaaaaans!

alluponz by who's high pitch? February 24, 2005

all upons 

A phrase derived from a Strong Bad E-mail. It has no specific definition and it's meaning can change several times in the same paragraph.

Recently it has swept the nation as the hottest slang phrase since "where's the beef?" and "hella." One would be wise to adopt it immediatly into ones vocabulary, otherwise one might be left in the dust as a square or a narc.

As an affirmation:
"Hey, Sharice, did you take the shiznit out to the beshizzle?"
"All Upons, Tyrone."

As an exclaimation:
"All upons, muddafucka!"

As an insult:
"Man, the popo just won't get off our backs! They be all upons, yo."

all upons by Tom Leary May 31, 2005