Angry Tarzan

a Sexual act performed in a tree. A man has doggy style sex with his woman while in a tree. Right before climax the man shoves a banana up the womans ass, then when she turns around to see WTF is going on he hits her in the head with a coconut.

Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.

I was banging this fine ass stripper in a tree, she said she liked suprises, so I banged her and shoved a banana up her ass right before I came. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, I hit her in the head with a coconut.
I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.

Angry Tarzan by Fat Bastid November 30, 2006

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angry tarantula

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.

When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.

angry tarantula by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015

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Angry Tarzan • angry tarantula • angry dragon • Angry Pirate • Angry Bird • angry • angry beaver • angry monkey • angry clown • Angry Donald

Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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