shitkus

cross between not gitting shit and bupkus.

Nothing

We shut them down, they couldn't get shitkus off our Defense.

by Sam Unnerstall November 10, 2008

Shitrus

When citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.

"Did you use the entire aerosol can? You smell like shitrus."

by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

Shitrus

The unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.

"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."

by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013

Shitrus

Combo of Shit and Citrus

When you take a shit and spray Frebreeze making your bathroom smell like Shitrus

Dad: Who sprayed the Shitrus!
Son: I did!

by BillCorridorTheGodofDankMemes November 1, 2016

shitpussy

an alternative name for the anus in a sexual context

Roberta worried that her boyfriend's obsession with her butt would lead to him asking her to let him fuck her in her shitpussy.

by sexualgenius December 3, 2007

shitrus

The smell of Bed and Bath citrus spray after your spray your bathroom immediately following a big dump.

Did you use the citrus spray after you used the restroom? Why yes i sure did and now it smells like shitrus.

by Clay Rookdoggie January 17, 2009

shitfuse

1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.

I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.

by Jett February 7, 2005