Vagwad

The wad of tissue (Kleenex) used to clean semen and vaginal fluid out of the vagina after sex. An insult.

Baby, quit leaving your vagwads all over the floor. They stick to my feet when I get up to pee.

by Bloolazer January 9, 2009

vagwad

the equivalent of a dickwad only a vagwad. An asshole.

"Shut up vagwad"

"you are such a wad of vagina"

by Meg says Suck it October 29, 2006

Vagadam

A guy named Adam that loves to pretend to work from home. A Vagadam also loves to make himself seem more important in the eyes of people around him by using big words and can't hang at party limo.

Vagadam: Hey guys another stomach flu is going through our house blah blah blah lie lie lie.... I'll be working from home. I might even just take the week off

Non-Vagadams: Sounds good Vagadam

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Vagadam: Oh man~ I just had 3 wine coolers - I feel light headed ... Wifey come take care of me!!!

Non-Vagadams: You are such a Vagadam, Wifey come take care of me too.

by Non-Vagadam December 23, 2009

vagadop

A stupid yet self-righteous person who tends to act like a dumbass/asshole

He is such a vagadop

by Foreverstrong April 12, 2014

Vagwashing

When a male character written for a popular show/movie is replaced by a woman. This can take place in either a reboot, remake or new production.

With all this vagwashing in movies, I'm wondering when Bond will become a dame.

by Zachariah Langley 13 September 25, 2017

Vagadon

A person that resembles a medieval or mythical creature; someone with a scaly complexion almost reptilian like

Oh man, that vagadon of a woman can fly away at any moment.

Stop acting like such a vagadon and eat like a proper person.

by tatersalad1994 May 9, 2014

vagbadger

Someone who relentlessly tears into vagina. A larger, more aggressive relative of the twattermite.

She walks so funny because her boyfriend is a complete vagbadger.

by Dr. Doolots April 3, 2010