The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.
Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)