e-speak 

the use of commonly joined first letters of words used in electronic communication mediums, such as text/instant messaging, email, blogs, social networks, etc. Examples: LOL laugh out loud; IDK i don't know; JK just kidding; SYL see you later.

examples of "e-speak":

LOL laugh out loud; IDK i don't know; JK just kidding; SYL see you later; BRB be right back; TTYL talk to you later; LLS laughing like shit; SMS shaking my head; LMAS laughing my ass off

e-speak by coach eddie January 8, 2011

e-speak 

Any of a variety of differenr typing techniches used in IM, forums, or message boards. e-speak is usually hard to comprehend and somecases unintelligible. E-speak is in essance internet slang and the typing styles that come along with it.

e-speak looks like sometimes looks like this:

noob: hI GuYS whUts uP
noob: c.o.m.e.o.n g.u.y.s.t.a.l.k t.o.m.e
noob: wtf doods i jsut wanna talk 2 u guys
Moderator: Shut the fuck up and quit spamming before I break out my Ban Hammer

e-speak by Lost In Translation June 11, 2006

e-speak 

To communicate with someone via instant message. (See e-spoke)

I will e-speak with the vendors about this in the AM.

e-speak by jfkelley March 5, 2009

e-speak 

The language of online hobos and foreigners who don't really speak English at all, but are under the false impression that they speak perfectly, just because they stalk and harass a whole lot of innocent teenage girls over the internet in their spare time.

To form words, you merely omit MOST vowels, but leave just enough that the annoyed person on the receiving end of your message can barely make out what you mean. (see examples)

It is infuriating to decipher when you have somewhere to be and a whole page of offline messages in e-speak pops up on Yahoo Messenger from your foreign friend, who happens to be an ugly old fart from a country whose name you can't pronounce.

Tk cr n hv a lvly nit

e-speak for: Take care and have a lovely night

u knw wat swthrt, u hv drivn me crzy

e-speak for: You know what sweetheart, you have driven me crazy

e-speak by XXsilentheatXX July 17, 2009

Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack) 

start off doggie style
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the

HYENA REBOUND

i.e.definition "Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)"

Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack) by monkey piss 2.0 October 11, 2011

Sneak-E-O 

a CEO who sneaks around responsibilities and the law for personal gain

Bernie Ebbers of WorldCom was a Sneak-E-O.
Jeffrey Skilling of Enron was a Sneak-E-O.
Kenneth Lay of Enron was a Sneak-E-O.
Dennis Kozlowski of Tyco was a Sneak-E-O.
Richard Scrushy of HealthSouth was a Sneak-E-O.
Sam Waksal of ImClone was a Sneak-E-O.
John Rigas of Adelphia Communications was a Sneak-E-O.
Gregory Reyes of Brocade Communication Systems was a Sneak-E-O.
Joe Nacchio of Qwest Communications was a Sneak-E-O.
James McDermott Jr. of Keefe, Bruyette & Woods was a Sneak-E-O.

Sneak-E-O by Vernacula November 15, 2010