Gommer 

A person who chooses to socialise with a girlfriend, over mates.

"is Ronny coming to the 'za hut 'fet?"
"No, he's a gommer!"
"he's such a shaft."
"nit do!"

Gommer by Tomo_X November 9, 2006

gommer 

A man who is grumpy and old in his outlook as well as in actuality

he is nothing but a gommer

gommer by piero pieraccini May 26, 2006

Gommer wotsit 

To be a good friend

You are the perfect gommer wotsit

Gommer wotsit by Daisy_123 February 19, 2023

gommeflip 

speed (3 tage wach), tilidin, keta, 2cb, gbl, gras

mach mal den gommeflip

gommeflip by olaf s. April 7, 2021

gohmert 

noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas

Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin' to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!

Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.

Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.

gohmert by I'mTheDoctor September 3, 2012

gohmert 

Any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. Origin: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the U.S. Capitol an elected representative.

Congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of Hurricane __________.

Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.

gohmert by DeclanPA January 5, 2013

Gohmert 

verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.

The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.

Gohmert by Harkonnen'sSuppuratingPustule August 13, 2010