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a britney spears

a girl who would do almost anything to always get attention.
"Look at Lia acting like a britney spears with her pink lacy thong wrapped around her left ankle."
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A Britney Spears

When a man shaves the whole of his “manhood” to impress his partner but it freaks out the woman or man he’s having sex with.
“Oops I did it again”

“I just did a Britney Spears
“I’m a slave 4 u
“I’m gonna do a Britney Spears for u x”
“OH NO YOUVE DONE A BRITNEY SPEARS”

a britney spears

a makeup/singing project that went really bad,was used as a inhumanity torturring device.
was a part of a experiment for making monkeys sing.
after a long time they figure a way to make a britney spears sound almost natural, they sent the project out in the world
lipsynching like it was teatched in the lab for many
year, builded bigger boobs on to get some audience to the lipsynching festival.
tryed to infect madonna with herpes and bird flu.
made a lot of money torturring iraqis with pictures around the walls. Still not enough to get layd, so works as a very cheap underground prostitute in the zoo to bee the monkeys bitch.
no,no,no not on a britney spears concert!, I will cut of my leg so i cant go.no,no ... not a wheelchair! i will loose me arms then.. not drag me! i will remove my ears then...
nooo,stop! then i poke out me eyes... ahhhhhh
a britney spears by HeavyMetal April 28, 2006

do a Britney Spears 

when you are not happy with a project or something you are making, and decide to completely destroy it and rip it up, like that time when Britney Spears shaved her head
me: god, this drawing is shit
friend: don't do a Britney Spears

Having a Britney Spears 

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event
"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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