Cryptobating 

When the meme lords demand that you stare at your laptop to watch your investment in various crypto currencies go up and down, as one is lulled to believe they are a savvy day trader and will one day make millions off speculative trading 10 years too late.

"Man, I was up all night cryptobating to Dogecoin after Elon mentioned it in a tweet!" - Jason, your neighbor who also owns 0.00001 bitcoin

Cryptobating by Bredbored February 15, 2021

cryptobating 

When you look at all your cryptocurrency and masturbate.

i'm cryptobating so hard right now, i just came.

cryptobating by JonTylerG January 10, 2018

crystabating 

Depressive masturbation using tears as lubricant when one has had a crushing sexual let down

"Where's that little bitch johnny",

"oh he's probably at home crystabating"

crystabating by Yard Panther February 13, 2019

Cryptobaiting 

An act of crypto currency market manipulation by crypto start-ups and others trying to make money from short sales in the crypto currency market.
Typically this is done in the form of social network posts which direct others to focus on a specific cryptocurrency or sell-off another crypto currency in order to raise the valuation of another.

The most common effect of Cryptobaiting is the loss of money by people who blindly and feverishly follow Cryptobaiting posts and invest in a crypto currency far to late in it's surge to make a profit by the time it has already fallen in price.

The individuals making the Cryptobaiting posts have of course already set the buys and valuations and sell their shares during the short valuation bumps they caused.

Cryptobaiting can also be a term used to represent the actions of a person who repeatedly falls for Crypto-Currency fraud.

Dave just lost another $5000 after he followed a Cryptobaiting post.

Cryptobaiting by Mr. SnowmanPants February 18, 2021