Shimmel

To commit a stupid error. To mess up.

You really Shimmeled that one!

Shimmel by Sweet mo pree November 29, 2020

Stimmel 

To spill any combination of food or beverage on your shirt and/or tie while eating.

This cheeseburger is messy. I hope I don't stimmel myself.

Stimmel by LongLivePJS August 8, 2017

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

SHIMMER Women's Athletes by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Shimmerance 

An object that has a shimmering glow to it

"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."

Shimmerance by Bassidhound September 18, 2012

Shimmerick 

A 'Shimmerick' occurs when a person tells a story and/or explains a situation in such detail where the original point of the story or situation has been lost.

Ky "So...wait...what? I'm confused...what were we talking about? Oh....it's kind of like when....."

Pi "Don't you dare 'Shimmerick' on me."

Shimmerick by Shimmerick1993 June 23, 2016

schimmel 

schimmel is another word used to describe "tissue".

I have a runny nose; pass me a schimmel.
Pass me the box of schimmels so I do not infect everyone.

schimmel by trombona November 16, 2014

schimmelfig

This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.

Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.

schimmelfig by William Wood July 10, 2005